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Bubba Watson dons one more green jacket.
Sherman pelts Crabtree with torrents of trash.
Come Heisman time, Mariota's the guy.
A Little League artist goes on display.
A landmark deal to pay NFL vets
Finding basketball T-shirts: "I Can't Breathe."
Then we start to pack and prepare to leave,
The U.S. Open goes to Serena —
But we're jumping too fast out of the gate.
But it's awfully hard to tell who's winning
(His better angels asleep at the wheel).
From darkening skies comes a shaft of light.
Before the postseason gets in his way.
Are these games sponsored by the county jail?
Game 7 over,Cheap Jerseys Free Shipping, the Giants on top.
Then there's the question of how to refer
Saint Jeter at last takes leave of his flock.
And Cleveland is suddenly paradise.
When Northwestern players open the door.
She paints the corners. The name is Mo'ne.
Led by Sterling's mouth, Putin's iron fist
His body of work in sudden decline.
Where Johnny Manziel's selling merchandise
A-Rod is banned and sits out a season.
Far too intent on "protecting the shield."
For king/queen UConn — all roads lead to Storrs.
Two Opens at Pinehurst: golf's jamboree.
Let's change the music. Something more serene?
He tells his girlfriend, if it's all the same,Wholesale Jerseys,
For ailing players whose brains are concussed.
Pistorius goes to trial, where he grieves
The U.S. team fades — all par for the course.
And Harvick, at Homestead,Wholesale NFL Jerseys Authentic, handles the rest.
A tape's soon played — and it's far from pretty —
The protests soon fade and the streets are tame,
But the colt can't kick a Triple Crown home.
Michael Sam comes out,Cheap NFL Jerseys Wholesale, hailed for bold action.
Of what went down in Atlantic City:
Then Alex Gordon is held at third base.
March Madness concludes and a Husky roars
His feet turn cold and his play is rocky.
Russia passes the flag to Korea —
And just like that we're in the last inning,
LeBron coming home in a cloud of chalk;
Uruguay's Suarez bites Chiellini
(She of the visor fit for a welder.)
The damages top the sum once discussed
It all seems so close, this wonderful chase,
And gallantly calls her a "pig" in court.
Derby and Preakness: California Chrome,
A foul out by Perez, Sandoval's flop,
A Heat wave passes and the Spurs ascend.
The cops and the courts, the judge and jury.
Over a league that's now run far afield,
Kershaw's like Gibson was back in the day
Nadal sculpts a beauty on French red clay.
Spring
LeBron misses home — that's fact, not theory —
No shortage of worry, anguish and rage.
Winter 2014
But what in the world was that all about?
And takes his talents back to Lake Erie,
Can't produce an eighth Wimbledon title.
Amid the uproar, the sound and fury,
Winston's troubles are about to begin.
McIlroy breaks up with Wozniacki —
Mario Goetze steps up to win it.
While fans in Philly confront ghastly nights
Australia swelters; Wawrinka's a smash.
Hold on a moment. Let's see the year out,
Europe again is a Ryder Cup force,
Phil Jackson grabs a Manhattan-bound train.
At Yankee Stadium, upon this rock,
Pacquiao scores a big win in Macau,
Pro football is thankful for what it's got —
Racism, head trauma, spousal abuse.
Can you say Tom Brady? Or J.J. Watt? —
Will athletes protest,Cheap NFL Jerseys? Who dares to try it?
Adam Silver checks in and out goes Stern,
Tiger's back goes bad. He just can't hack it.
But is Mayweather next? The real cash cow.
A public outcry, incomprehension
Leaving his car in which he'd been riding.
First up,Wholesale NFL Jerseys China, Martin Kaymer, then Michelle Wie.
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To Washington's team and not use a slur.
Horsewhipping Cossacks lash Pussy Riot
Vonn skips the Olympics — knee's the reason.
Devouring Brazil like schnitzel and beer.
But nowhere in sight the "beautiful game."
Germany's might is alarmingly clear,
And more than enough political heat.
And he sobs and he sweats and shakes and heaves.
Sochi begins with more sunshine than sleet
Then the Seahawks soar while the Broncos burn.
At Daytona, Junior reigns in the rain.
A driver is killed at a New York track
Summer
With the NFL under full attack,
The Kings win the Cup - this seems like a trend.
Let's start from the top and recalculate.
Watching the Sixers awaiting last rites.
Federer's game, while still sharp and vital,
On top of plea deals and litigation.
So much for the luge, on to Crimea.
Tony Stewart soon goes into hiding.
With World Series visions of '85.
Far better, for sure, than such dreary talk:
Bumgarner taking a team on his back.
At last, college football's playoff debut:
In the final's 113th minute,
So here's looking at you . 2015.
A thriller at Indy by Hunter-Reay.
All of which leads to investigation
The NFL thinks this a "distraction"?
Brazil takes its place on the World Cup stage.
Becomes a lot richer when a judge lets
And that's just the start of one sorry list
With sports imploding while attorneys fight,
He loses his team and his wife's support
A thunderous smack, a soft suspension,
The right to form unions comes to the fore
But the British Open falls for Rory,
So paint the town orange and paint it black.
Best not to bring blacks to a Clippers game.
Fall/Winter
As if he's a bowl of shrimp linguini.
Donald Sterling, on tape, makes an appeal
The BCS ends, the Seminoles win,
He takes to the air 'cause Ducks gotta fly.
Eighteen majors, like Chris and Martina.
This the advice she gets from an elder?
NASCAR's new format is put to the test,
Not so for the Royals. It's their time to thrive,
The PGA's a similar story.
In sports, it seems clear, all mayhem let loose:
Has this lawlessness gone beyond the pale?
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